James Kenneth Johnson

An account of the world from the eyes of James Kenneth Johnson, born on 14th May 2004.

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Monday, May 17, 2004

Nasty midwife!

Daddy arrived around 10am this morning. I'd been a bit naughty through the night but neither Mummy or Daddy seemed too angry. Daddy had even brought a toy with him... a little bear in a box.

I was given this thing called a bath today... ugh!!! What do they think they're doing?! Couldn't the silly midwife see that all I really wanted was a damn good feed?





Oh, and another midwife insisted on weighing me again. What's up with them? I was weighed only a few days ago. Apparently I've lost a little bit of weight (that's normal for a newborn like me) and I'm around 7lbs 7½oz right now. Who needs the Atkins diet when you can just drink milk and watch the weight drop off?

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